one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’
is this the same dad that once called you dad
no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit
WAT EVEN IS THIS TAYLOR. WHY U LIVE LIFE LYK A FOTO SHUTE.
Taylor in New York today 4/23/14
Taylor in NYC today
*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*